Tuesday, January 20, 2015
BRACKISH WATER BURBLED UP
Brackish water burbled up from the great crack in the pavement i'd just made with my implement. It smelled foul and seemed to be getting thicker by the second. I was sure that i'd just unleashed the most evil substance, heretofore locked in earth's core, and doomed humanity in an instant. I thought it would be Exxon or somebody who would do that, not me. It got blacker and goopier and my eyes got so wide I thought my head could not contain them. But the goop started to form into legs, and then a torso, and suddenly I saw the most beautiful woman imaginable rendered in molten, stinking goop. Her black eyes were of such utter blackness I was hypnotised. I dropped my implement.