Thursday, January 15, 2015
BRANDISHING A SHORT SWORD
Brandishing a short sword, the extremely well endowed pirate forced his way into the rotisserie chicken restaurant. "No man, woman, or beast will keep me from this rotisserie chicken". But as he crossed the threshold, mister "I'm so well endowed and have a sword and an eye patch" found himself falling into a pit of the most pure blackness. It seems he'd fallen prey to the old giant endless hole disguised as a rotisserie chicken restaurant ruse he'd managed to avoid so many times before. He cursed himself, but as the endless fall wound on, he began to appreciate the time he now had to think. Stabbing and pillaging and cavorting had taken up so much of his time, he'd barely stopped to sit and consider the point of it all.