Saturday, January 10, 2015
THE WIND BLEW SO HARD
The wind blew so hard that it knocked down trees. The trees knocked down telephone poles. The telephone poles knocked down adults. The adults knocked down children. The children knocked down dogs. The dogs knocked down cats. The cats knocked down rats. The rats knocked down gnats. The gnats knocked down beetles. The beetles knocked down ladybugs. Then the ladybugs said, "Hey, rack off", and pushed the beetles off them; which reverse dominoed everything else until the trees pushed the wind back and told the wind to rack off. The wind was suitably chastened.