Monday, February 16, 2015
WHEN A WOMAN LEAVES YOUR HOUSE AND THEN TURNS AROUND AND COMES BACK
When a woman leaves your house and then turns around and comes back, every little molecule in your body starts vibrating a bit faster. You smile just a little in the corner of your mouth, but you smile quite a lot with your pores and all your hairs, and when you walk into the kitchen, you are floating a tiny imperceptible yet perceptible proportion off of the ground. An ant is still unable to pass underneath your feet, but some kind of microscopic bug from Trinidad that is particularly skilled in the limbo arts may be be able to pass completely under you.