Thursday, April 30, 2015
GOOPY SUBSTANCES ALL UP IN MY HEAD
Goopy substances all up in head, they drizzle out of my ears and nose and fill the room and slip under the door and out into the kitchen. They start building upwards like the T1000 and form a man. I shout to him, "goopy man, make me some ham and eggs!" He wants to tell me that a please would be nice, but his goopy form does not support speech, so he signals it to me through vibrations sent back through the goop directly into my brain. I am suitably chastened.