Friday, April 24, 2015

NOW LISTEN HERE YOU CRUMB BUMS

Now listen here you  crumb bums, I've worked too long and hard building this giant living yacht for you to fuck it up. Just pull your pulleys and levers at the right time and when I say starboard and other nautical terms like that, I expect you to know what they mean, and even if I am using them incorrectly I expect you to deduce the proper meaning and know what needs to be done to sail us around the horn of good cape safely. I'll be up on the bow wearing a cape and blowing a horn and having the horn, don't get too close to me because I may explode. And make sure you eat plenty of vegetables to prevent scurvy.

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