Monday, May 4, 2015

I SUMMONED ALL MY MANLINESS

I summoned all my manliness and attempted to chop these hunks of wood. After 20 minutes of sweating, the wood started to feel sorry for me and it chopped itself. Each hunk would throw itself onto the axe to chuck of some little splinters of kindling that were good for arms, then chop away, throwing the axe in the air and getting underneath for the last chop. I felt somewhat emasculated, but I am a very lazy man, so I was most pleased with this outcome.

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