Tuesday, May 12, 2015

MEDIUM TO HIGH SEXINESS LEVELS

"I always aim for medium to high sexiness levels", I proudly told the doctor. He frowned at me gravely. "I'm not sure how to tell you this, Sir, but your sexiness levels are through the floor. I've never seen such dangerously low levels of sexy". I just about fell of my chair. "But i've been using herbal essences bodywash every day, to keep myself smelling good for the women. How can this be?"
"I'm sorry, sir", said the doctor, "you just seem to be essentially stank and funky".

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