Sunday, July 5, 2015
DRAMBUIE DRIPPED OFF MY LIPS
Drambuie dripped off my lips, in the shower. I could feel the hot water droplets penetrating right through my skull. It was meeting up with the drambuie droplets and swilling all around inside my head, pickling my brain and making it feel warm and nice. Give it 20 days and my brain will be so tasty, you'll be able to just pluck it out and pop it on a plate with some some blue cheese and some champignons and some prosciutto and your guests will be wowed like wow. And I will be standing there brainless in the shower with my skull cavity overflowing with hot water and drambuie still dripping from my lips.