Thursday, July 9, 2015
I MINITATURIZED MYSELF USING THE TOASTER
I miniaturized myself using the toaster with the cord wrapped around the kettle and some UV lights. The dimensions weren't quite right, but I got small enough to get myself down the drain. Sliding all through the pipes was pretty gross but I hadda get that wedding ring by hook or by crook. Preferably by crook. The thing was, I found the ring but I slid right through it and ended up in a strange watery place where there were freaky cult happenings afoot, rats with hoods holding flaming sticks chanting in low voices (low as a fuckin rat can go anyway).