Monday, August 3, 2015
I WAS STANDING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
I was standing outside the window, hoping the couple would have some kind of domestic argument and one of them would throw their dinner out the window in a display of anger, and that some of the dinner would land in my mouth. I had no arms at the time, so I couldn't use them to catch any food. The likelihood of this domestic situation occurring just as I was standing there may seem like quite the off chance, dear reader, but I had observed this happening from this very window on a number of previous occasions.