Tuesday, August 4, 2015
I WROTE A LETTER TO MY GRANDMA THE OTHER DAY
I wrote a letter to my grandma the other day. I said, "Granny, call me on the phone". So she calls me on the phone and says, "Are you fucking with me? Why didn't you just call me?" I said, "Granny, it's cause I don't got no credit but they let me send letters. I'm being held hostage in Pakistan, by a group of German nihilists funnily enough. Anyway, I was telling them about that orange chicken you used to make and they all started dribbling and now they want me to make it for them. So can you give me the recipe?"