Sunday, October 18, 2015

FOR THE PRINCELY SUM OF EIGHT ROUBLES

For the princely sum of eight roubles, I will take you into a cave that is studded with rubies and diamonds and jewels, and I will show you the corpsey skeleton corpse of a pirate still draped over the top of his chest full of gold doubloons. Don't go thinking about trying to snatch any, because his doubloon lust lives on beyond his mortal body, and a vicious red glow will appear in his eye socket and his bony arm will grasp at his cutlass and slice you in twain.

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