Saturday, October 17, 2015
I BEEN LOOKING FOR A WIFE
I been looking for a wife, all my life, i been looking inside bread bags but all i see is bread, I beenn looking inside tress but i just see woodpeckers, i been looking in the back of the TV but all I found is wires and tubes and stuff. Maybe i need to go to the wife store, they gotta have some there, i said to myself. But then they invented wi-fi, and I thought, hey that's close enough, if I got wi-fi I don't really need that extra E. So now i curls up with my wi-fi every night and watch old reruns of Cheers through the internet.