Friday, October 30, 2015


Pringles chips were invented during a moment of single handed supernatural chicanery when Thomas Jefferson levitated off the floor, his eyes rolling back into his head and his skin turning green, and made some uncooked potatoes fly out of the pantry, cook in mid air, split into many parts and fly into a tennis-ball can. A fellow from the Pringle company was watching all this through the window and stole his idea. You shouldn't let chip manufacturers watch you through the window.

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