Monday, November 9, 2015
I WAS DRIVING A JAGUAR CAR
I was driving a jaguar car, and a a jaguar pulled up beside me driving a Datsun Bluebird. The tiger had it's arm out the window and black sunglasses on. It looked across at me in my jaguar car, pulled it's sunglasses down a little and gave me this look, and then speeded away, and I felt a lot less cool about driving my jaguar car. So I got out and left it in the middle of the road and walked away, with people behind me yelling and honking. I needed to go get an ice cream cone and think about my life.