Saturday, December 19, 2015


insurrection in the city is the product of soft drinks having too much sugar and the children being driven wild with fizzy brains and rotten teeth, they will gum you till you are really uncomfortable and you will eventually kick them away and then their parents will sue you and you will be destitute, wandering around on the hottest day of the year dripping milk into your beard and wailing like a mother seal who has lost her pup

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