Friday, December 30, 2016
A HORSE BIT A BIG CHUNK OUT OF MY FLANK
A horse bit a big chunk out of my flank and organs were oozing out and making my white shirt sticky and red, not to mention it having a big hole bitten out of it. "Hey, Horse!" I said, "this a fancy double gauze cotton shirt you just ruined. You gonna pay for that?" The horse gave a snooty harrumph and turned it's head and trotted away. As more and more blood and organs and goop seeped out of my gaping wound I felt myself growing lightheaded and closer to death, but my raging indignation at this breach of social etiquette would surely keep me alive at least another few minutes.