Tuesday, January 10, 2017
A PAIR OF PANTS WOKE UP ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
A pair of pants woke up on the train tracks with no legs in them. It could hear a train hooting and scrambled off into the bushes as it thundered by. Oh god. It's stitches hurt and it's button was stinging and it had weird stains all over it and it had no idea where it's pair of legs had gotten to. The embarrassment. The shame. It couldn't contemplate being a pair of abandoned pants left on the street. If it was out too long it would officially be deemed grotty pants on the street and nobody would slide their legs in ever again. The pants had to formulate a plan fast. If it couldn't find it's familiar pair of legs it had to get in a position to be picked and worn by a new human, and soon. Perhaps it could sneak into a pile of dirty laundry?