Wednesday, January 4, 2017


The bridge was shaky and I could feel it would collapse under my weight so I decided to end the tension and leap directly into the river filled with snapping crocodiles. I had the good fortune of landing directly in a crocodiles mouth while it was all the way open. I went straight down the throat and into the stomach, did a one-eighty and pushed my arms and legs into the crocodiles arms and legs, so I was wearing a crocodile costume with my face poking out of the mouth. I very gingerly walked along the bottom of the river toward the bank, hoping none of the other crocodiles had been watching. Some of them looked over and thought that that was a funny way to be moving, but Jerry had never been quite right.

No comments:

Post a Comment