Monday, February 6, 2017
A GIANT HAD CAPTURED ME AND PUT ME IN A SANDWICHE
A giant had captured me and put me in a sandwiche. I was nestled between some lettuce and a goopy sluicy bed of mayonnaise. The mayonnaise was disgusting to be laying in, but the texture of it pressed against was naked body was quite pleasant if I could imagine it was some kind of beauty cream. I wasn't sure what else was in the sandwich, anything beyond my canopy of lettuce was out of sight. "Hey Giant!" I shouted, "How about a little alfalfa in here to rest my head on?"