Wednesday, February 22, 2017
THE FONDUE PARTY WAS GOING SWELL
The fondue party was going swell. Everybody was naked and feeling sick from eating so much cheese. It had spilled many times and been dripped all over the carpet and drapes. The chocolate and cheese fondue had splashed into each other and everything was discoloured and gross. The Masons from next door started bickering, and then Henrietta and George Jones got involved in the argument. Soon the whole lounge was turned upside as the fondue party became an all in brawl, sweaty naked bodies with red faces tumbled all over, scratching and biting and pulling hair. People screamed in agony as the boiling fondue scorched their delicate flesh. It was wonderful.