Wednesday, March 8, 2017
A SPACE SHIP CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY
A space ship came down from the sky and lowered it's gang plank. The aliens that emerged were dressed flamboyantly, with great ruched collars and pussy bows and wild flared bell-bottoms that meant each one had to stand ten feet apart, and jewels, dripping in jewels the likes of which we earthlings had never seem. Some were struck instantly green with envy, some were frightened by the terrifying power of their fashion, and some of us were simply wide-eyed and bedazzled and enthralled by it all. "Oh darling", I said, "you've simply got to come up to the back room at Max's, all the players up there are just going to shit themselves and die".