Saturday, March 11, 2017
I DROVE RIGHT THROUGH THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN
I drove right through the side of a mountain. The cliff face gave way to my car as if it was butter, sliding to the side and letting me burrow straight through. I drove in blackness for 10,000 minutes and then emerged in another part of the country. It was tropical here, and soon my car was covered in toucans and bananas. I got out and stretched my legs, then I sat on the hood of the car and shared a banana with a toucan. The toucan din't say anything and neither did I, but I could tell we had a thing going on.